Favorite Dos Equis quotes

Some of my favorite Dos Equis quotes

He has been known to increase property values by 30% by his mere presence alone.
He gave two words of advice to a waitress once. That waitress now owns an airline. 
He got pulled over in Texas once. After apologizing the cop wrote HIMSELF a ticket.

He left his favorite pair of cuff links on the moon…so he went back and got them.

Does anyone have anymore to add to this list?